Sunday, 9 March 2014

Guilty pleasures

We all have those embarrassing indulgences, which we would hate to admit but secretly love doing. Here are my top 10 guilty pleasures, written with my head hung in shame for your reading amusement: 
 1. Wearing PJ's in public - I get sheer joy when I trick the clothing system by wearing my night time comfies as my day time fashion 
2. Making chocolate chip cookies just to eat the doe - trick here is not to cook with kids so you get more cookie doe! 
3. Singing loudly to a hairbrush - normally to Whitney or Mariah or Air Supply (yes I said air supply)... Must be the Asian in me. 
4. Trashy TV - The Kardashians, Real Housewives, Millionaire Matchmaker, you name it, I love it. There's something about seeing the rich and famous so messed up, that makes me and my poor life so, so happy.  
5. 90s bubblegum pop music - whether it's barbie girl or the spice girls I love cranking the volume and dancing crazy in my underwear. 
6. Conspiracy Theories - Did the American government stage 9/11? Is Katy Perry subliminally telling me to eat a Big Mac? What's in Area 51? Are rangas really aliens?  
7. Peanut butter, banana and honey sandwiches - pure goodness 
8. Singing Auditions - Australian Idol, X-factor, the voice: there is something seriously entertaining about tone deaf people pursuing a singing career. 
9. Cleaning my ears with a cotton bud - I know your not supposed to do this, but maybe if someone didn't put my g-spot in my ear canal it wouldn't be so fucking pleasurable.  
10. Rapping to Eminem - my shoulders slump, I develop a slight lean and my hand spasms to the beat "his palms are sweaty, knees weak arms are heavy.." 
What are your guilty pleasures?
Ivy xx


  1. I love Millionaire Matchmaker!!! And I loved this post! Thank you for sharing :)

  2. Fun post! I'm also a huge sucker for peanut butter, honey, and banana sandwiches and cookie dough really is the best! Love Millionaire Matchmaker too :)



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