Guilty pleasures

We
all have those embarrassing indulgences, which we would hate to admit but
secretly love doing. Here are my top 10 guilty pleasures, written with my head
hung in shame for your reading amusement: 





 1.
Wearing PJ's in public - I get sheer joy when I trick the clothing
system by wearing my night time comfies as my day time fashion 





2. Making chocolate chip cookies just to eat the doe - trick here is not
to cook with kids so you get more cookie doe! 





3. Singing loudly to a hairbrush - normally to Whitney or
Mariah or Air Supply (yes I said air supply)... Must be the Asian in me. 





4. Trashy TV - The Kardashians, Real Housewives, Millionaire Matchmaker, you name
it, I love it. There's something about seeing the rich and famous so messed up, that makes me and my poor life so, so happy.  





5. 90s bubblegum pop music - whether it's barbie girl or the
spice girls I love cranking the volume and dancing crazy in my underwear. 





6. Conspiracy Theories - Did the American government
stage 9/11? Is Katy Perry subliminally telling me to eat a Big Mac? What's in
Area 51? Are rangas really aliens?  





7. Peanut butter, banana and honey sandwiches - pure
goodness 





8. Singing Auditions - Australian Idol, X-factor, the
voice: there is something seriously entertaining about tone deaf people
pursuing a singing career. 





9. Cleaning my ears with a cotton bud - I know your not
supposed to do this, but maybe if someone didn't put my g-spot in my ear canal
it wouldn't be so fucking pleasurable.  





10. Rapping to Eminem - my shoulders slump, I develop a
slight lean and my hand spasms to the beat "his palms are sweaty, knees
weak arms are heavy.." 







What
are your guilty pleasures?










Love

Ivy xx